as i see it

Every rugby ball and boxing glove should have a disclaimer printed on it. I mean cigarette packets and booze bottles have warnings. Like "Smoking will kill you" or "Pregnant women beware, you may squeeze out a retarded plonker"

Why not put warning signs on boxing gloves? For instance "Danger, one right hook or uppercut may cause cuts and bleeding" What about printing on the left glove "MILPARK HOSPITAL" and the right glove "WESTPARK CEMETERY"

I strongly suggest from now on, if only for the sake of Jissie Joost vd Westhuzen, SA Rugby print warning signs on all Gilbert rugby balls. "Danger, scoring more than 3 tries in a test match may turn you into a celebrity and make your dick go AWOL" (absent with out leave from your wife)

Or what about "Playing with this ball may cause brain damage"

Ag Joosie, if you are going to stick your lizard somewhere, where it doesn't belong, then do it with a Greek or Portuguese unmarried girl. They will never spill the beans as their father wants them to be virgins when they marry. 

Now go for a brain scan dude!!