The Boss Cat

Teenagers!  Why did God create such creatures?  I am in the process of learning to speak Teenage.  Its relatively simply really, you just have to grunt with the right amount of attitude.  Heaven help you if you try to grunt a sentance.  That is just not on!  Deep meaningful conversations are a thing of the past.  And oh don't as a parent dare ask the teenager in question if he is ok?  What on earth are you thinking?  Of course he is fine! can't you see....long face, deep thoughts.  Please mom just get out of my face. 

But then there is the 360 degree change when they want something then suddenly this blob with attitude and more personality than a dust grain is suddenly your friend.

The testerone that gets thrown into the mixing pot on top of all this just makes a mother grey, mad, stupid, ignorant and really stop fussing mom.  Don't worry I will be fine. 

Danger.  They live by it and you as a parent must not stress.  They will be fine.  Can I have a drink please and a large one at that.